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by Ducks

How One Man
Went from Head
of the Household
to Bottom of the
Pecking Order

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Fowl Weather
How Thirty-Nine Animals and a
Sock Monkey
Took Over My Life

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Kitty Cornered
How Frannie
and Five Other Incorrigible Cats Seized Control of
My House and Made
It Their Home

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